1. How does FadSense™ work?

Actually quite well. The "Geo Referencing" can determine exactly where you are and automatically serves up ads that are in context with your environs. Ads are also time based; no beer ads in the morning, no doughnut ads at dinner time. The cellphone size "brains" of the system is wireless and works out-of-sight and out-of-mind, until it runs out-of-power. Then you recharge it.

2. Wait – you're saying FadSense™ Geo Referencing knows when I'm naked?

Well, not exactly, but if we analyze the data, we could likely figure it out based on your location, body temperature, and strange sounds sorry, I forgot we have the audio function turned off.

3. How much money can I make wearing FadSense™?

Um, it's up to you. If you are out and about a lot, where people can see you and if you hang out in the better parts of town, you'll do quite well. Some people are actually sleeping less and exercising more, now that they are a FadSense™ participant. People watching might think you're nuts, but you'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

4. Can I wear FadSense™ with other contextual fashion?

Gee whiz, no. Why would you even think of doing that? It's not that we want to dominate your lifestyle or anything, but our transmitter might get co-mingled with some competitor's transmitter and well, that co-mingling stuff gets people in trouble. If you're caught doing that, it is in direct violation of our TOC and we might have to take the shirt right off your back.

5. Can I wear FadSense™ fashion to a bar mitzvah?

Of course, FadSense™ is 100% non-denominational.

6. Can FadSense™ withstand the machines at my local laundromat?

Yes, but make sure you remove the clothes before washing or drying.

7. When will FadSense™ be out of beta?

Soon, we have to make sure that people reading these ads do not click on them. These are not clickable ads and because so many people are used to clicking on Google ads, we need to educate the market. Besides, imagine how annoying that could get in a movie theater or restaurant!

8. Who gets paid with FadSense™ for dogs?

The check will be in your dog's name, but if you promise to buy him treats, he'll likely sign it over to you.

Google FadSense and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google FadSense usefulness for our users, Google FadSense will send packets of data from your clothing to the FadPlex™, server farm. Except for Google employees, no individuals other than, What Not to Wear fashion consults Stacy London and Clinton Kelly will be given your fashion habits data. Whether you are wearing your FadSense clothing (or not) you can feel private, safe, and secure with our privacy policies. See our Privacy Policy.